The Disney Dream is such a huge ship. I had a very cozy stateroom. The bed is so comfy and soft. The sheets and blankets were also soft and luxurious. I got on the bed and didn't want to get out of it.
Lest you think I came by myself, I will have you know that I have a whole entourage with me. My good buddy, Perry the Platypus ... oh, sorry, I mean, Agent P, also came along with me... y'know, as my personal bodyguard. You just never know if some foreign spies or agent might want to kidnap someone as famous and important as I am. Notice that fierce look on his face. He's protecting me. So don't you try anything funny.
Unfortunately, just when I thought they worshippedthe ground that I waddle on, I saw this! Oh, how embarrassing! It's bad enough that my rear end gets prominently displayed at the end of Mickey's Philharmagic. Do they have to keep displaying it here?