I wrote earlier about a person who actually built a Disney playroom. It wasn't as outrageous as some of the other reports that we have heard. However, this one may rank way up there. For example,
1,643 tattoos of Disney characters from the base of his neck to the tops of his toes; a 4,200-square-foot house in Bethlehem, Pa., with 19,000 Disney collector pieces, and six honeymoons at Walt Disney World in Florida.
Take that, Disney amateurs! :) And do you want to know how one person can have 6 honeymoons? Here's how:
"My love for Disney comes first - that's why I've been through so many wives," he said last week at the Crown Plaza Anaheim Resort, headquarters for the NFFC meeting. "Both my daughters (ages 18 and 25) have moved out, too. They got tired of everything Disney."
Hint to future wives: when you marry someone who has 1643 tattoos of Disney character on the person, and 19,000 Disney collector pieces, there's a very good chance that you are not exactly #1 in his life. Just trust me on this, ladies! :)
However, he may not get one of his wishes though, no matter how many times he gets selected as part of the Year of a Million Dreams.
And when he finally leaves it all behind, his will calls for his ashes to be spread in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
That might just creep out some of the guests that Disney won't let it. Besides, won't it be more appropriate (not to mention, in theme) if he gets scattered in the Haunted Mansion?
Damn, I'm taking this waaaay too seriously and having waaaay too much fun with it.