You go read it yourself and tell me you don't love it as much as I do. Go on! I dare ya! But then again, you could be a 12-year old, and of course, you won't like it as much. :)
I did reach an epiphany wandering the streets of the Magic Kingdom, however, about the somewhat misguided nature of these savings, and the epiphany is this: Children take all the joy out of travel. Parents should not, under any circumstances, expect to have very much fun when carting kids around Disney World.
Hahaha... but wait, it gets better! :)
My theory, though, is that it is absolutely impossible for anyone who has not experienced the pressures and tedium of adulthood to appreciate the wonder and pure, unadulterated commercial joy that is Disney World. I, in fact, propose that there should be an age minimum of 18 years for one to be able to even enter Disney World.
Instead of teenagers zealously buying cigarettes, lottery tickets, and pornography on their eighteenth birthdays, they would be clamoring at the entrance of the Magic Kingdom, determined to have their photographs taken with Mickey. The seven dwarves would act as bouncers, stoically checking IDs, but occasionally letting in the cuter princesses first.
This could be true! After all, look at alcohol. You prohibit them, and what do they do? It becomes this "forbidden" thing that they'll try to get every chance they get! :)
I wonder if this article has some remote connection to that teen-repellent device article that I posted earlier? :)
Also, is it illegal to have this much fun this early in the morning?
Zz.
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