It’s Disney World, It’s a Holiday Week, and That Means War

This is a trip report from a Dad going to WDW with his family during one of the busy periods. It is hysterical.

At last, we’re in the park, but thousands have beaten us there. We plunge into the throng, hustling down Main Street, pausing only when I realize a dad’s job is to record the most pleasant memories of family life, so I shout for all to stop, turn, line up, smile – good, done, now move it.

We used to plan, although not to such details, when we first went there. Now that we've done almost everything we wanted a few times, and that we go to WDW several times a year, our trips are more leisurely with almost no planning other than our dinner reservations. But still, this report is exceedingly hilarious.

Zz.